Billy Joe Dog:

Billy Joe has been round the block a lot of times for a twelve year old. He's played drums for Macavity's Cat, Do the Moog, The Buc Buc Bucket Band and a few more besides. He auditioned for a boy band once but they turned him down because he was too gormless. That tells you something about the lad.

The above photo shows Billy a-kip in a pub, oblivious to the danger he is in from native predators. As he described the night himself "I bought a load of speed but forgot to take it" That's our Billy!